i really want to be Richard Simmons for Halloween.

i thought this would be a really easy last minute costume to throw together.

boy, things sure were bunches easier when peteypuke and i used to work at a super-cool vintage clothing store.

can you believe that i am unable to find a pair of Richard Simmonsesque shorts anywhere in new york city?

let's not even get into my problems in finding a tacky tank top.

i am about to give up.

i spent an hour this morning running around the neigborhood.

then another hour and a half at lunch (okay it was really more like two hours) looking at a variety of stores.

i have the afro wig to trim down into a respectable resemblence, but no outfit.

this is tragic.

i really feel that he should have his own line of clothing. his look is so patentable.

OH RICHARD...where are your hand-me-downs when i need them.

universe...make my halloween costume appear.